THE Blog©, Presented by Coca-Cola©

I’m a blogger.
I’m a streaky blogger.
I’m a streaky blogger who’s controversial.
I’m back.

Simply enough, I’m 100% biased towards Wisconsin and all Wisconsin-based sports teams (Other than the Bucks as of now, because they really suck and I just think red and green for team colors screams ‘I’m 4 and I wanna see Santa.’

I’m (?) most known for two things.
First of All, for the past 2+ years I have been known as Chorizo, and I’ve run THE Blog©.  It’s really simple to remember.  I’ve also put various sponsorships as part of my title because having a sponsorship (even if it isn’t real) makes you look professional.  OR, a corporate sellout.  I prefer the former.

Second of All, I am the proud creator and manager of THE College Basketball Poll©, Presented by Cherry Coke©.  It’s been named many things, but the same premises is there.  I rank teams, people hate me because of Wisconsin.  It is never my fault that Wisconsin’s always up there.  People think I make it so that it does happen.  I really don’t.  I just try to create a formula that ranks the best teams in the best way possible.  This year, I’m spawning some spin-offs, namely :
THE College Football Poll©, Presented by Coke Zero©
THE Football Poll©, Presented by Powerade©
THE Baseball Poll©, Presneted by Diet Coke© (Coming in 2009).

As you can see, I’ll be busy with my Excel spreadsheets.

But I’m open to a lot of stuff.  Be warned, though, that I’m only 16, and I don’t drink/swear/smoke/have sex.

I like doing new things, reviving old favorites, and providing amazing math.

Smack all you want here, just don’t go too hardcore.  I might just have to block you here.

Chorizo