Hell Wrapped in a Sausage. Or is it a Sausage Wrapped in Hell?

You know what’s fun?
That’s right.  Coca-Cola©.
You know what’s not fun?
That’s right.  Those stupid North-Siders.
See, I’m a Brewer fan.  Been one for 3 years and 4 months.  And, if you can tell time (not that this is really time-related), than you know that’s since the beginning of the 2005 MLB season.  So I’m relatively new.  Shoot [...]